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Charles whose dad smashed his cassette tape with a hammer learns to navigate the backpack cause, like, he needs to be useful, yeah?
and this way Charles has everything Edwin needs, and if Edwin gets sick of him he’ll just.. he doesn’t know what he’ll do.
but then Edwin gets the record player.
he suggests, tentatively, that Charles might play some of his “queen” if he liked. after all, if they are to haunt potential realtors away from their new office, they may as well entertain themselves.
so they take turns, switching out; edwin likes opera. he shows Charles how to waltz, chiding Charles to stop looking at his feet til they’re gliding, whirling around like they’re in the movies. Edwin’s smile is small and pleased and lovely. (Charles attempt to get Edwin to headbang along to queen results in a sort of awkward rhythmic nodding. Charles loves him so much he could die again.)
And, like. Edwin doesn’t like clutter. he doesn’t bother with the random tidbits ghosts give them for solving cases.
until now, apparently.
now he comes back from trading at the goblin market with little useless things—a cursed rubix cube, records from bands Charles mentioned years ago.
Charles is so busy trying to subtly read his book on Edwardian courting rituals (disguised by Nikos discreet manga covers) that he doesn’t realize what Edwin’s set down in front of him. he stares at Edwin’s spiky handwriting, the tidy numbered list.
“I thought, perhaps, that we might—start a new tradition.”
Charles blinks, eyes stinging. “Mate, did you.. make me a mixtape?”
“Crystal assisted me, and while she was absolutely insuffer—“ Edwin staggers, catching him with a surprised little noise.
“I love you so much,” Charles says, muffled into his throat. “You’re my favorite person. I love you so much it hurts, sometimes.”
“Yes,” Edwin says softly, hands curling around his waist. He takes Charles weight like it’s nothing. “I believe I know the feeling.”
this is a longer fic on ao3 now!
#charles rowland#payneland#dbda#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles is not allowed to come to the goblin market because he’s too nice & can’t haggle. also if Old Lady Troutbucket flirts with Charles#One More Time edwin will not be held responsible for his actions.#also. one of the things Charles gets Edwin for his birthday is a proper library card. Edwin checks things out at night so people don’t see#floating books. the librarians have a running joke that a very polite ghost is taking their missing books <3#anyways. thinking about Charles who couldn’t leave shit out or else it’s get smashed or binned#slowly starting to leave his things around the office. Edwin taking cases with dumb rewards because Charles looked excited about them etc
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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!
#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion#minor spoilers in the tags!#royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage#and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens#Marcille would be so sick of it#Laios also has his fair share of proposals#Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already#well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone#anyway lol#someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’#Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that#Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes#Laios: well if you say so#but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic#so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (:#fool proof plan Laios good job#totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance#so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’#and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne#doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it#better yet …. Kabru Touden#much to consider#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#if you squint#wasabi doodles
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world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up
#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO#howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize#more so than i previously thought!#he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building#rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3#mans is desperately Understimmed#wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3#i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush#i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up'#he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong#scribble salad#wh lights out au#welcome home au#hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED#howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office#frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god
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It's Tintin Day again!!! ✨
A little delayed but hopefully worth the wait! Aro/ace Tintin vs slimy obsessive Sakharine my beloveds 💖
#the adventures of tintin#tintin#ivan ivanovitch sakharine#josie's art#a 1am post is what i get for starting a different comic i couldn't finish lmao#that's a head start on next month at least#tintin came out to have a good time and he's feeling so attacked right now!!!#this was envisioned as somewhere in the middle of an epic adventure but i mean. sakharine would be like this at a wendy's too#the grocery aisle at the supermarket. the post office. wherever tintin is unfortunate enough to run into him
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Lol
#cheese talks#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#shadow milk cookie#in seriousness dont bother the offical account too much#they dont have control over who becomes playable
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L for Minister AU
Light Yagami is desperate to know L's name and face. To know everything about his nemesis ("So I can kill him! Ryuk, stop laughing!"). And so, he turns on the TV, sees the promo video for the upcoming elections and thinks...
L would have to show up in person, unmasked and with his real name, if he was an elected Minister.
A few hours of paperwork filed anonymously and through a shady lawyer, a few hours of hacking and anonymous donations, and The Great Detective L is the latest minister candidate, running as an independent.
L does not know how or why he is suddenly running in the elections. Was this even legal? He wasn't even a citizen! Surely no one would vote for a candidate with no public appearances, a profile page with no photo, obviously overblown promises in propaganda -
Apparently, they would.
#L for Minister AU#Originally this was an 'L for President' AU#Because some countries (like the USA) elect their presidents in a direct election. So plot wise that would work.#But not *all* countries#And to be elected prime Minister as an anonymous candidate is even more impossible#So L for Minister it is 😂#Light does a bunch of fake propaganda#However he's such a perfectionist it all looks professionally#Wammy's M&M gets invested too. If L wants to be a government official then they will make damn sure he will!#The Task Force supports him#But quietly because politics isn't a workplace conversation even when your boss is running for an elected office.#Unfortunately no one asks or informs L until it's too late#And then L is running... running... elected#L is shook because he isn't even a citizen?#Light is shook too because this was his most absurd plan? And it succeeded? When he'd thought it as a backup joke plan?#Anyways. Minister L. Crack AU. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.#Death note#l lawliet#Light Yagami#lawlight#Because L knows this was smh Kira's fault#He's not going to suffer through public office alone#Light is his selected second/assistant/whatever the term is#They're going to suffer government bureaucracy together ✨
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okay but disregarding all the unreasonable hate this guy got when he released in crk can i just say he’s cool
Yes this is a Rebel Cookie appreciation post shut up kindly please
HE LOOKS SO MAD HERE I CANT
so chill.......
HIS H A T
certified cool guy i love him and i would be his bestie if i could <3
#SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL SO-#rebel cookie#crk#cookie run kingdom#crob#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#i like that he’s so special to the cookie run franchise too#this cookie NEEDS more love#also this post is offically how i’m announcing my rebel cookie phase :3
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My TMA oc "The Witness" I don't have a name for him yet but he's a servant of the Eye and he's a serial chronic statement giver. He's just always around witnessing things to bring back and give a statement for. He is obsessive about being a voyeur, to the point that he even unsettles Elias (who he's INFATUATED with)
I don't think he has like eye observing abilities, but I think he's able to just be in the middle of situations and influence people to want to let him go as a witness of their atrocities. He gets nightmares still after giving statements but rather he has a lot more autonomy than Jon does. He gets to experience the horrors again as well as Jon's horror, a little bit of eye powers cannibalism as a treat. He also adores Jon, really he loves loves anyone connected with the eye but especially other avatars.
I wanna say he has some sort of avatar immortality too, but also I think that if his eyes get taken he just dies, like he's just dead. Any other part of him can heal. If he has one eye then he can regrow the other. But also you just reeeallly want to show him something and let him go.
Anyone he Witnesses won't have nightmares but they'll have daymares. Any time they lose focus and start to drift off Suddenly they are Being Watched and those memories resurface, always following them, keeping them hyper vigilant. Eye with a dash of lonely and distortion
part two here
#“to know you is to love you”#tma#the magnus archives#ocs#tma oc#goobarts#yeah he looks like milo from atlantis#he was inspo#bottle episode where Jon cannot take getting another statement from.him so he runs to hide in Elias's office#elias is also avoidong him so he allows this lol#i have the opposite problem of making mary sue ocs#i have too many thay are just Normal Men that are Odd lol#the wetness#when he sees Elias lol
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ARSON GETS TO WHAT?! NO!!
SEND IN ALL UNITS! GET THE CHOPPER! RELEASE THE K9s! ALL SQUADRONS, LOCATE THAT PERPETRATOR AT ONCE.
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Yes ma’am!
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German Shepherd Dog: (barking)
Civilian 1: what the dog doin?
Civilian 2: when you die and it's time to weigh your soul, the table it's on is going to shatter under the weight of your sins
#arson anon#police anon#death#cops#police dog#helicopter#fire#explosion#you're more likely to catch a cold on the sun than catch Arson#who still has a pipe bomb#also for the record the dog and surrounding buildings are fine#probably#I DREW A SCENE BETWEEN THE CLOSE-UP HELICOPTER SCENE AND THE LAST SCENE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY OVERWROTE IT#i'm actually really mad about that ngl#two police officers in the helicopter down#well since i deleted the scene showing that the police officers by the police station running away they're dead now too#bye bye :)#guess you have 5 police officers instead of 9 now#queue
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#🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️ me. im gone#officer haddix#ralph macchio#nsft tags. nsft tags warning Im sorry but like#The only way I rest easy is knowing that he’s 1000% had his dick sucked at one point and hopefully balls too. I’m just being real.#It’s a real fuckin shame that he didn’t pay a blonde to ride him in the back room of a grimy club while he let his dirty mouth run#about loving pussy and ass and how he’ll put his piece in both if he’s allowed.#And come on. babydoll. Let him put it in your mouth again after all that too.#He kissed you after you gave him a suck the first time. didn’t he? See it isn’t so bad to taste yourself.
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Rebel Admirals Rex & Kalani from an au where the clone and droid rebellions were a bit more successful
Rex's fleet (rebel fleet Remembrance) - the whole 'ahsoka's not actually a jedi' thing worked and most of the 332nd got dechipped. (maul still escaped, but they managed to patch up the maul-damage before he got to the hyperdrive, so the Tribunal is mostly okay). the extra resources & manpower allowed the clone rebellion to operate on a much larger scale, and they eventually allied with pantora as a whole with the backing of senator chuchi. cody and later wolffe brought their imperial fleets to join the rebellion about a year later (after the chips started wearing off).
the fleet (one venator (the Tribunal), four star destroyers, associated clones, gunships, fighters, and tanks, plus a handful of stolen imperial walkers and shuttles) formally joined the rebel alliance around 10bby.
(rex got put in charge of the fleet because he's the least traumatized out of all the surviving officers. cody ran off to live with obi wan on tattooine.)
Kalani's fleet (rebel fleet Independence) - something happened and he and kraken managed to steal a chunk of dooku's ships (and later a good chunk of whatever was left of grievous' fleet on utapau) after his death. they essentially got lost in the chaos of o66, since the rest of the separatists thought they were deactivated after the shutdown order, and escaped with essentially a full separatist fleet. since they were active instead of stuck on agamar, kalani noticed that the leader of the empire happened to be the republic's supreme chancellor, and decided the empire was the new target of the CIS army. he later encountered the clone rebellion and decided that since the clones had effectively deserted the republic and were now fighting the empire, they were therefore allies.
the fleet (one dreadnought, three cruisers, one stolen imperial carrier, associated droids, fighters, transports, and tanks) formally allied with the rebel alliance around 10bby, with the backing of serenno and raxus secundus.
#star wars#au#redbean art#admirals au#captain rex#general kalani#rex's rank continues to be weird because now he is an admiral (because the fleet was rather lacking in officers who were not#dead (most of them); imperial (anakin; yularen); or too traumatized to deal with more losses (cody; wolffe)#but he still does regular missions w torrent just under a fancier title#but now because they have an entire fleet they can jailbreak entire battallions at once instead of only being able to grab the stragglers#one of the star destroyers has a mass dechipping facility#preprogrammed so all you have to do is load the next set of clones into the surgery machine thing and press the start button#and then wheel them out and load the next set in while you wait for the first ones to wake up#so basically the clone rebellion is yoinking whole imperial clone legions#meanwhile since the droids were pretty much abandoned#kalanis fleet spent the first few years after the war running around the galaxy grabbing all unattended separatist vehicles#kalani has determined via st-droid logic that#since sidious is the chancellor of the republic (and therefore a traitor)#dooku; grievous; and trench are dead and most of the other separatist leaders were forcibly integrated into the empire#that makes him (the last surviving/active separatist general) the new supreme commander of the separatists#so now he has decided to continue the attack on the republic-which-is-now-the-empire#anyways he has some of the more remote/smaller droid factories up and running in the outer rim#all the clones who dont want to keep fighting get funneled to one of the clone bases via tbb#also rex has created a brand new clone pension fund via stolen imperial credits#because anakin never changed his passwords when he became vader and rex broke into his bank account#kalani has access to most of the separatist funds bc they assumed a tactical droid wouldn't try to steal anything and it was faster that wa#so the clone and droid rebellions are both funded via the empire forgetting to change passwords in the o66-chaos#palpatines going to have a stroke at this point lol#*both* of his supposed-to-be-non-sentient armies are now invading imperial coruscant together
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Ppl will say fanon v canon doesn’t matter and it’s all jokes and I’m sooooo close to going sure sometimes and then I remember y’all removed a major role of one of the if not THEE most prominent black character in Bruce’s story who was created a whole decade before tim and gave it to tim based off a run where he literally handed the role back! Like IN THE COMIC Tim was CEO in name only and handed it back to Lucius relieved when he didn’t need to front anymore like.
#also if I said y’all took a lot of what tam does and her character traits and handed them off to tim….#like from that run#it’s crazy bc I always say that’s like the only comic tim stans read#but if that’s true the racism isn’t even covert anymore el oh el#tim Drake#it’s actually about him this time#I’m not gonna clog Lucius or tam tags any further tho#oh and on the tam note#her quick thing and sheer insanity was seen as naivety from tim even tho it saved his ass quite a few times#mainly that Vicki vale shit#which is hung up on LUCIUS’ wall#bc it’s HIS office#bc HE is the CEO.#I think it’s so funny how Bruce quest was like unreliable narrator knows their unreliable and thinks that knowledge means that everything t#they say is true bc they acknowledge that maybe they’re not thinking healthily#which is so fucking fun#but y’all go ‘yesss this is Tim!’#like no! it’s not! and tim knows that! and he’s too high strung to be pissed or scared about it!#AND THAT IS WHAT SHOULDVE HAPPENED NEXT#IK cómics don’t like to acknowledge that kinda trauma and shit#but something going deep into Tim’s mental state at the time and how he was impacted in daily and personal life#(bc instead of black characters being written out and ignored I’m choosing to believe tam distanced herself bc he was such a Dick)#Like that would’ve been craaaazy#like even tims lack luster reaction at seeing Kon in Paris after he was DEAD#And then later having the emotional reaction like he really kept that shit on the backburner#but noooo he’s so badass and a killer 🥺#anyways justice for the fox family#at least for Lucius like he and cyborg are in the same boat for me#where they’ve been around for so long and have been so important (cyborg on a waaaay wider scale)#that the fact that they don’t get their flowers in favor of making shit up for tim is SICK
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now...there are 2 ways Barnaby can react to his missing arm option 1: "WHERE [no no word] IS MY ARM??!!"
or option 2: "oh...erm...my arm's missing...ain't that....something..."
secret third option, actually!
"huh... guess i'm all right now"
#howdy promptly bursts out wheezing too hard to even make sound#while poppy and frank are mildly uncomfortable and wally is still processing that that was a Joke#granted. a joke said in a very Im Terrified/Disturbed & Trying To Hide It tone of voice...#actually huh. Huh. i just had a Thought#i mean everything ive said so far still absolutely stands#but... i think theyd move barnaby's unconscious body into the post office after julie wakes up#since they know its Inevitable!#so barnaby would wake up probably with at least poppy unless something is going on elsewhere that requires her help#maybe eddie fell in the lake again idk#or he'd wake up. poppy is elsewhere in the Very Packed office#he'd be '????' then notice the arm#he'd probably just lay back and stare at the ceiling. Processing. trying not to freak out#then later makes the joke about it#wh lights out au#rambles from the bog#hm... maybe howdy and wally are elsewhere#and then someone - eddie? frank? julie? - runs to tell them that barn is up#and Thats when they sprint like hell back to base without a care for noise <3
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hey so any of my friends in the uk or canada or australia or really anywhere that isn’t the us wanna adopt me? i have a lot of thrifted furniture and a big record collection i can bring 🥰
#just watching highlights from this debate is so sickening#like what the fuck 🤭 there’s no right way to go !!! love it#palestine was used as basically a ‘joke’ or something idk but only said like once#sickkkkkkkkk#y’all are sick#talking about fucking golf dude#also the fact they even let a felon on stage when felons can’t even goddamn vote#this might sound ageist but idc really#there should be an age limit on these things#if you have to be a old enough maybe you gotta be young enough too#sorry if there’s a good chance you will die during office no you should not be able to run#maybe the cap should be like 75 or even 70#also should be a cap on other political offices too#ain’t no way someone should be 900 and on the supreme court looking at you rbg#voting cap too#you gotta be 18 to vote okay makes total sense#but when i say maybe we should stop letting people vote when they turn 75 or something im the bad guy ohhhhohhhokay#i think of all the old people i know. that are 75+ and quite honestly i don’t think they should get to decide my future#anyways#this country is a joke#this country is fucked#and i don’t wanna be here
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me & my bitch don't argue she tell me shut up and i put her in a decorative card holder
#ive officially run out of#corey#pics btw#the last one i made for this specific pic ended up being not the best so i made another one ‼️instead#corey taylor#slipknot#the goal was to have one of these for each corey in the four 'big' eras (self titled iowa vol 3 and ahig)#however i got too nervous at the idea of printing them at office max aka oneof my old jobs#so the other coreys i printed were normal </3 but i highkey wish i committed to it cuz now i got these fucking carddddddds#oh well 💔
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Analyzing ATSV backgrounds part 1.5
Anybody ever notice how in ATSV, Ganke isn't wearing any socks on in Miles's shoes
Boy PUT SOME GODDAMN SOCKS ON THOSE ARENT YOUR DAMN SHOES THAT YOU'RE STINKING UP WITH YOUR FEET SWEAT.
Look at his fucking face though oh .y god I can't with his fucking face why do you look like this I'm in love with you.
He looks SO surprised that he was caught.
God he's so
Here he is with those damn bare feet again. Except now they're cold. And without Miles's shoes.
You think he put them back on after?
It's funny how he chose the pair that Miles wears every day instead of one of the ones off his shelf. Maybe it's because he doesn't use those ones and out of respect doesn't touch then too, or maybe it's because bro was just WAITING for him to say something
Part one
#across the spiderverse#prowler party#ganke lee#miles morales#milesganke#PLEASE GET HIM SOME SERIOUS MENTAL AND PSHYCOLIGICAL HELP#YOU CAN HAVE HIM GANKE YOU DINT NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING STINK SWEAT ALL OVER HIM FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST#its okay Ganke i dont like socks because if sensory issues too but BAREFOOT IN SHOES ARE YOU TRYING TO GET BLISTERS#i think its so cute that hes wesring his shoes though like...#hehehehe ohhhh shoe theory yall see that one post#bro is probably giggling and smiling after Miles leaves because he got his attention.#also what is his ass doing out if class so early#everyone else is just leaving class as miles runs through the halls(and if you check the clock in the counselors office it shows that its#only like 10:15) (granted- that could be wrong)#but does bro have an early release scheduele or something? or is he ditching? or did he not go to class? why is his ass there. do they have#a split schedule where they only go to class some days???? i am. Ganke get your ass back into your desk man.#analzying backgrounds#atsv
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